Hello, my name is Annabelle. I'm starting my first year of college in two months....
I've had a hard time in school since I can remember. In the fourth grade my teacher fell down some stairs. She broke her hip, it was soooo sad. In the sixth grade, a girl name Maxine accidentally set herself on fire. That was horrible because I was right there. Listening to her scream, sooo sad.
There was a football player that was hit by a car when I was in the ninth grade. That ended the season pretty early. The other players sucked big time. Then there was the janitor who put bleach in his coffee. He was really creepy....
My grandma Elle used to say it was weird how all these accidents kept happening around me. She's not here anymore. She died. The funeral was sooo sad.
Anyway, when she died I inherited her home and life insurance. Ain't life funny? So, I enrolled in a college in the next city and I think everything is going to turn out just fine.
Well, I have to go. I'm renting out a room in grandma's house. I hope the new tenant and I will be the best of friends. I wouldn't want anything to happen to her.......
I've had a hard time in school since I can remember. In the fourth grade my teacher fell down some stairs. She broke her hip, it was soooo sad. In the sixth grade, a girl name Maxine accidentally set herself on fire. That was horrible because I was right there. Listening to her scream, sooo sad.
There was a football player that was hit by a car when I was in the ninth grade. That ended the season pretty early. The other players sucked big time. Then there was the janitor who put bleach in his coffee. He was really creepy....
My grandma Elle used to say it was weird how all these accidents kept happening around me. She's not here anymore. She died. The funeral was sooo sad.
Anyway, when she died I inherited her home and life insurance. Ain't life funny? So, I enrolled in a college in the next city and I think everything is going to turn out just fine.
Well, I have to go. I'm renting out a room in grandma's house. I hope the new tenant and I will be the best of friends. I wouldn't want anything to happen to her.......
Nice. You sucked me in, "Annabelle." I thought for the first paragraph or so that it was a legit "About Me." Now, come to think of it, I'm hoping it's not.
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