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Sunday, March 11, 2012

Maternal

 This thing is bigger than you and I. Many people will be over joyed by the arrival of my baby girl. She is royalty you know. Her father is revered as a champion of the people. My grandmother has been telling me for years how my child will change the world.

 Dr. Grandhower is very concerned however. He says that my baby is growing very fast and could come sooner than predicted. He says that I should have my blood tested to see if anything is wrong with the baby. He was involved in a fatal car crash on his way home.

  Mother says my new doctor is smart and won't question such things as the baby's growth. Mother says he is aware of how important my daughter is. Her father is extremely happy about this. He brings me gifts all the time.

  Mother came home yesterday highly upset. She said my baby is in danger from her father. I couldn't believe the things she said. She told me my baby is not royalty and that she will be condemned to a horrible life of suffering.

 Total crap, right? That's what her Dad said and I believe in Him. He sent a friend to take me and my baby to a safe place.....

 The star's are aligned just how He said it would be on the eve of her birth.

 Get ready world! Your Savior has come.........

Sunday, December 25, 2011

Mother's Love

My daughter is eleven. She is just perfect. I love her so much. This year I got her so many toys it was crazy.
Mrs. Johnson doesn't like her. She thinks that I spoil her. If you knew my daughter, you would spoil her too. Yesterday, I saw her playing with a squirrel. She didn't know it was dead until I told her. Should've seen the look on her face.

She says she has nightmares of monsters and ghosts. I told her to be brave. There are no monsters any more....

Her dad always loved her. He would kill to make sure she and I were safe. When the bailiff came looking for us, he had a hammer and made sure we were safe. We sure did eat good that night...

She's starting to get older and I guess it's time I let her in on our family secret.

We protect our own. At all costs. It's God's will. We are a good people. When our parents died, we didn't pout, we got down on our knees and thanked Him for his good will and then we ate and celebrated. That's how she came to be.

We were so proud. Our little girl. Our precious little angel.

My big brother brought us home a huge meal. Two hikers he managed to outsmart. Pretty good for someone who dropped out in the third grade huh?

That was her first lesson. How to carve. She was so attentive.

Then she brought home her first grade teacher. We were so proud. We let her do her first carving. How we giggled....

Now the FBI is here and we have to fight.

They don't know how much we have been looking forward to this. Daddy had me prepared when I was ten. He taught Doug later. Much later. He was so much younger.

The first shot didn't hit nothing but an old baby doll in her room. She didn't play with that after we got her a full grown girl to play with.

Now there are many FBI agents to deal with. They have so many guns, it's starting to get scary. Daddy says it'll be ok, but I don't know.

"What are you doing, Sweetpea?"

"Daddy says it's time for us to go on. Bye Mommy."

"No! You are my daughter. I love you!"

"I was your daughter, now I am your replacement. Have a good afterlife."

Bang! Bang!

"I didn't know that my mother was a psycho. I'm just glad my baby won't inherit her traits. She and my Dad had so many problems. You understand, don't you?"

"I understand. I just want you to know that the FBI is here for you. You will be released into the state's hands for foster care."

"Long as I can have my baby, I'm fine, Agent."

Monday, November 21, 2011

ANNABELLE

Hello, my name is Annabelle. I'm starting my first year of college in two months....

I've had a hard time in school since I can remember. In the fourth grade my teacher fell down some stairs. She broke her hip, it was soooo sad. In the sixth grade, a girl name Maxine accidentally set herself on fire. That was horrible because I was right there. Listening to her scream, sooo sad.

There was a football player that was hit by a car when I was in the ninth grade. That ended the season pretty early. The other players sucked big time. Then there was the janitor who put bleach in his coffee. He was really creepy....

My grandma Elle used to say it was weird how all these accidents kept happening around me. She's not here anymore. She died. The funeral was sooo sad.

Anyway, when she died I inherited her home and life insurance. Ain't life funny? So, I enrolled in a college in the next city and I think everything is going to turn out just fine.

Well, I have to go. I'm renting out a room in grandma's house. I hope the new tenant and I will be the best of friends. I wouldn't want anything to happen to her.......

Thursday, October 20, 2011

What's Your Favorite Horror Movie 2

Hello Kiddies!!!!!

My favvvvvvorite time of the year is here and I've composed a new list of favs. You will see some titles from the first list, but I guarantee you will like the new additions as well.....Enjoy my little ghouls and madmen!!!!

  • Feast
  • Child's Play
  • Happy Birthday to Me
  • Prom Night (original)
  • Black Christmas
  • May
  • Last House on the Left
  • The Hills Have Eyes (original)
  • Creepshow
  • IT
  • The Shining
  • Slither
  • Bug
  • Friday the 13th
  • Hostel
  • Halloween (original)
  • Halloween (Rob Zombie version)
  • The Devils Rejects
  • Alien
  • 2001: Space Odyssey
  • Frailty
  • Scream
  • 30 Days of Night
  • The Little Girl Who Lives Down the Lane
  • Alone in the Dark (1982)
  • Alice Sweet Alice
  • Motel Hell
  • Cujo
  • The Mask of the Red Death
  • Body Snatchers (original)
  • Psycho
  • Pumpkinhead
  • Insidious
  • Paranormal Activity
  • The Blair Witch Project
  • Audition
  • Human Centipede
  • The Omen
  • The Picture of Dorian Gray
  • Night of the Living Dead
  • Children of the Corn (original)
  • Christine
  • The Exorcist
  • The Exorcism of Emily Rose
  • An American Werewolf in London
  • An American Haunting
  • Jacob's Ladder
  • American Psycho
  • Poltergeist
  • 1000 Maniacs

Friday, September 23, 2011

JENNY

"Hello?"

"Hey. What's up?"

"I walking back to my dorm room."

"This late? Why?"

"Time got away from me while I was studying...Mom."

"Ha. Ha. Very funny. You know it's not safe."

"I know. I actually thought calling my best friend might make me feel better. Silly me."

"I'm sorry. How are you and Ben?"

"I'm fine. He....well, he's okay. I guess."

"You guess? What happened?"

"Nothing. He hasn't tried to flirt at all. He likes being my friend. Go figure. Probably gay."

"Or a really nice guy. Stop being so mean."

"I'm not. He's just.....what the fuck?"

"What? Jenny? JENNY?"

"I'm here...someone is out here...in the bushes."

"Are you close to the dorm?"

"Yeah, I'm right at the front steps....right next to the bushes."

"Well run! Get away from it!"

"I am! Oh God! What is that? Leave me alone!"

"Jenny! Answer me! Jenny! Jenny?"

"Jenny isn't here anymore."

Click.

Sunday, September 4, 2011

Reunion Part 2

Reunion Part 2: In the second half of Season 3's Reunion Special, John Salley coaxes the ladies into dishing more dirt about their drama with Meeka and the status of Evelyn's relationship with Chad is also up for discussion.